RE: 2025 Resolutions
January 2, 2025 at 12:03 am
(This post was last modified: January 2, 2025 at 12:04 am by Rev. Rye.)
Here's an idea for one I've had for years, but never followed through on (for obvious reasons):
So far this year, I've failed this resolution since I have no mason jars to pee into.
I guess the closest thing I have to a real resolution is to get used to my new laptop.
(December 31, 2017 at 6:33 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Inspired by this scene from The Aviator:
I resolve to stop peeing into a toilet, using only mason jars. At year's end, or thereabouts, I will stack all those jars into a giant pyramid. Going by the standard 16-oz mason jars and the fact that the average adult male creates 135 gallons of urine per year, this would mean about 1080 jars, enough for a pyramid of 14 layers, roughly 72.8 inches high and a square 44.8-inch base, and weigh well over half a ton. They will be welded together, and the resulting sculpture will be sent to the White House. In addition, I will also start a Kickstarter campaign asking for money to pay the freight for such a monstrosity, the cost of welding the jars together, and, of course, more jars.
So far this year, I've failed this resolution since I have no mason jars to pee into.
I guess the closest thing I have to a real resolution is to get used to my new laptop.
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