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2025 Resolutions
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RE: 2025 Resolutions
Here's an idea for one I've had for years, but never followed through on (for obvious reasons):

(December 31, 2017 at 6:33 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Inspired by this scene from The Aviator: 






I resolve to stop peeing into a toilet, using only mason jars. At year's end, or thereabouts, I will stack all those jars into a giant pyramid. Going by the standard 16-oz mason jars and the fact that the average adult male creates 135 gallons of urine per year, this would mean about 1080 jars, enough for a pyramid of 14 layers, roughly 72.8 inches high and a square 44.8-inch base, and weigh well over half a ton. They will be welded together, and the resulting sculpture will be sent to the White House. In addition, I will also start a Kickstarter campaign asking for money to pay the freight for such a monstrosity, the cost of welding the jars together, and, of course, more jars.

So far this year, I've failed this resolution since I have no mason jars to pee into.

I guess the closest thing I have to a real resolution is to get used to my new laptop.
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2025 Resolutions - by Silver - January 1, 2025 at 2:59 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by arewethereyet - January 1, 2025 at 3:02 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 1, 2025 at 3:38 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by The Architect Of Fate - January 1, 2025 at 5:47 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 1, 2025 at 3:39 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by Silver - January 2, 2025 at 12:21 am
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by The Valkyrie - January 1, 2025 at 6:23 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by Tonus - January 1, 2025 at 7:59 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by Rev. Rye - January 2, 2025 at 12:03 am
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by Nanny - January 2, 2025 at 11:00 am
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by paulpablo - January 2, 2025 at 2:39 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by paulpablo - January 26, 2025 at 2:23 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by AFTT47 - January 26, 2025 at 4:11 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by Jackalope - January 26, 2025 at 11:03 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by Nay_Sayer - January 26, 2025 at 11:45 pm
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by AFTT47 - January 27, 2025 at 1:08 am
RE: 2025 Resolutions - by Spooky - January 30, 2025 at 8:33 pm



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