Stupid things religious people say

[arewethereyet]

Big news for you, Luca - you’re still gay.

Boru

Granted, being married to a proper Catholic woman is not much different than being gay: sex once a week, at most, on Saturday night with the lights turned off.

Or as John Boyne describes in one of his novels where a gay man is trying to marry a woman who doesn't know about his secret: “Because if that’s what you think, Cyril,” she continued, “you have another thing coming. I don’t do that with anyone. And after we’re married, don’t expect it on any night other than a Saturday, with the lights off. I was brought up properly, you know.”

So Luca didn't become non-gay as much as he realized that being married to a woman lobotomized by religion is also gay.

Have you actually met any Catholic women?