RE: The Absurd GOP
Yesterday at 6:02 am
(This post was last modified: Yesterday at 6:02 am by The Grand Nudger.)
You know, I get it. I really do. They're over there feeling like their manhood is under attack but you know what. It's not anything external. It's their own culture. Their own women. No one else can stand being around them to stymy their manhood in the first place. If their culture is so shitty it makes them feel this way, I don't know why they'd think anyone else wanted a piece of that. Go perform your manhood however you want you whiny little freaks.
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