When I was a kid I believed in God and Father Xmas.
I gave up beliving in God first because Father Xmas seemed to me to be
more believable. It's easier to get down one chimney at a time than be
able to go down ALL chimneys at the same time.
I gave up beliving in God first because Father Xmas seemed to me to be
more believable. It's easier to get down one chimney at a time than be
able to go down ALL chimneys at the same time.

"People are like black holes. They are self centred!"
"You are what was in your mother's genes and what was in your father's jeans!"
"If the Buck stops here, how can the Doe go all the way?"
(Albert's original quotes)
"You are what was in your mother's genes and what was in your father's jeans!"
"If the Buck stops here, how can the Doe go all the way?"
(Albert's original quotes)