(June 17, 2025 at 3:36 am)Paleophyte Wrote: And since I find that clickbait rubbish so offensive:
You Won't Believe This One Weird Trick That Scientists Are Using to Help Predict The Future!!!
Low Cost Smart Pads!!!
Tardigrades
  In
   Space!
Meet Magnetic Fields In Your Neighborhood That Want To Connect
This Tiny Fish Is Louder Than An Elephant!!!
You Won't Believe What These Nematodes Do Next!
Do You Need To Check Uranus For Backward Moons???
Scientists Did What To The Axolotl?
Seriously though, we live in an age where scientific advance is finding things so strange and wondrous that it nearly defies reason. If you can't manage to sell people on these real-world miracles without further embellishing them then I have no sympathy for you whatsoever.
The most offensive one is when they try to take advantage of insecure males with headlines like 'Double Your Penis Size In 2 Weeks With This Amazing Superfood.'
Doesn't even work. I mean, I heard it doesn't work. Yeah.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
