RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
August 20, 2025 at 4:26 am
(This post was last modified: August 20, 2025 at 4:27 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(August 20, 2025 at 4:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 20, 2025 at 4:13 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Trump Says Ending The Ukraine War Should Get Him Into Heaven
I'm sure God will balance Trump's shattering of the Commandments, pathological lying, profaning the Bible by hawking his own version of it at 100 beans a copy, nightmarish treatment of immigrants, and being an all-around shitbird for the past 60 years without a break, against stopping a war and grant him Eternal Bliss. God's like that, you know.
Boru
If there is an afterlife, it will be interesting for him.
Upstairs won't have him.
Downstairs don't want him (they have standards, afterall).
So Purgatory?
Somewhere special all his own?
(bold mine)
God may construct a special unlimed outhouse just for Trump.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
