From his "Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra" show, Bill Bailey at the Royal Albert Hall along with the BBC Concert Orchestra (for some reason I can't stop saying orchestra):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtuj4lgJ9vw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtuj4lgJ9vw
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'