Who needs some crappy old Olympics when we could have things like this? Incidentally, is Scotch Pie just a name or an actual description? It's just that I've eaten Scotch Eggs and I'm pretty sure there's no Scotch in them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
