There you are, see, nearly got conned again with the Scotch. It's interesting, Scotch eggs and pies, no problem. But call someone north of Hadrian's Wall a "scotchman" and you'll get a crash course in conversational Gaelic that'll turn the air blue.
Also, you know you're dealing with top quality research when the Wiki article for the subject carries two pictures: "A Scotch pie" and "The same pie, partially eaten". Classic!
Also, you know you're dealing with top quality research when the Wiki article for the subject carries two pictures: "A Scotch pie" and "The same pie, partially eaten". Classic!

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'