(Yesterday at 5:54 pm)awty Wrote: Husband was trying to get some insurance paperwork done at work before the deadline.
As it turns out...we THOUGHT we were married on 02/29/1992. I was forced into being married at his grandparents' church. The minister/church didn't ever file the marriage certificate with the state/county so we, in fact, are not, nor ever have been married.
When I think of all the years I felt trapped....I am seriously considering a liquor store run.
Fuck me!
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This sounds like the setup for an entire genre of 30s or 40s-era romantic comedies.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.


