(January 6, 2012 at 8:48 am)emr Wrote:(January 6, 2012 at 8:10 am)Zen Badger Wrote:(January 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How many atheists does it take to screw in a hot tub?
Two, 'cos if there's only one it's masturbation
My atheism raises an eyebrow at your crude joke...
Where is the crudity?
Masturbation is the correct technical term for having sex on your own.
Hence, no crudity at all.
Now if I had used the terms "spanking the monkey" or "wanking" that would've been crude.
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.