RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition
April 1, 2026 at 3:25 am
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2026 at 3:26 am by The Valkyrie.)
When: Mid Term elections night, November 2026.
How: Aneurysm while venting on "Truth Social" how the election was rigged against him
Where: Mar-a-Pedo.
Why: Because he'll be freaking out knowing that a brown sticky substance is heading fan-ward.
Witnesses: the Slovenian hooker, (unless she's already shacking up with another loser), Leavitt, Vance, and a "news team" from Faux Noise.
Repercussions: Some of his cultists will go full Jones Town, others will start further conspiracies and will blame the Dems. Vance will step up and fail spectacularly and will last be seen fleeing town with his favourite couch. Musk will change sides and swear he was with the Dems the whole time, before fleeing back to Seth Efrica.
How: Aneurysm while venting on "Truth Social" how the election was rigged against him
Where: Mar-a-Pedo.
Why: Because he'll be freaking out knowing that a brown sticky substance is heading fan-ward.
Witnesses: the Slovenian hooker, (unless she's already shacking up with another loser), Leavitt, Vance, and a "news team" from Faux Noise.
Repercussions: Some of his cultists will go full Jones Town, others will start further conspiracies and will blame the Dems. Vance will step up and fail spectacularly and will last be seen fleeing town with his favourite couch. Musk will change sides and swear he was with the Dems the whole time, before fleeing back to Seth Efrica.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
