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Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
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Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
Here is one of the strangest news items I've come across. It's from the Huffington Post:

Quote:We've seen plenty of weird crime mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But when it comes to criminal names, this one is ... a mouthful.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was apprehended by authorities after neighbors complained of "excessive drinking and drug use" around a local park, the Madison police report says.

Police say that when they took Zopittybop-Bop-Bop into custody, they found him in possession of marijuana, drug paraphernalia, and a knife.

On his way to the prison, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop allegedly told cops that he would eventually "get even with them."

If he plans to do so by challenging the precinct to the most amazing scat-off we've ever seen, we call dibs on front-seat tickets.

From what I've been able to gather, he's a guy from Washington state who goes around bumming rides and he appears to have gotten arrested while participating in the Occupy Madison, WI protests. He is a member of the Orthodox Church Of Jerry Garcia Fans, and lists his favourite film as "any zombie flick," and likes Mexican sitcoms. He claims to look more like Jesus than any picture he has ever seen.


Other interests he seems to enjoy are:
Beets, Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon, The White House, Murder, Watermelon, The House Cafe, Barack Obama, Sunfood, Johnny Cash.

And here's his facebook page where I learned a lot of this from.

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Messages In This Thread
Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!! - by Rev. Rye - January 7, 2012 at 10:02 pm
RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!! - by Erinome - January 7, 2012 at 11:43 pm
RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!! - by Diamond - January 15, 2012 at 12:58 am
RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!! - by padraic - January 16, 2012 at 12:09 am
RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!! - by Rev. Rye - January 16, 2012 at 12:18 am
RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!! - by padraic - January 16, 2012 at 11:39 pm



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