Best news story in a long, long time.
Grandmother Arrested For Wearing A Giant Inflatable Penis Costume
It’s a longish article, but absolutely worth a full read.
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Grandmother Arrested For Wearing A Giant Inflatable Penis Costume
Quote:Body camera footage that quickly went viral showed Fairhope police zeroing in on Gamble at a busy intersection. The arresting officer, Andrew Babb, complained the giant inflatable member was causing a public spectacle and potential traffic hazard in the family-friendly Gulf town. When Gamble refused to “deflate” and remove the costume, things got physical: officers took the 62-year-old to the ground and cuffed her, struggling comically to subdue and stuff the oversized erection into a squad car.
It’s a longish article, but absolutely worth a full read.

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