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Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.

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Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
January 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Interviewer: And on today's show we have God. God, the question that must be on everyone's lips is: does Hell really exist?

God: It's still in the design phase. And to be frank, I really can't be bothered doing anymore work on it.

Interviewer: And whay's that?

God: Well, there doesn't seem any point in actually building it.

Interviewer: And why's that?

God: Because, you dickhead, no-one wants to go there.

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The interesting thing about Truth is that Truth is still Truth even if the devil speaks it. The interesting thing about Lies is that Lies are still Lies even if God speaks them.
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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent. - by JudgeDracoAmunRa - January 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm

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