Melinda Tankard-Reist

[Rev. Rye]

For some reason, that 15-year old guy reminds me of Christian Weston Chandler and how his knowledge of sex seems to have come solely from hardcore porn. : Here's some more info (warning: Link not safe for work or mental health.) But even then, he gets it even more wrong: As a result of studying only the female half of porn, he has invented a sex position called "The Missionary Cowgirl." He seems to think a girl will get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by a load of semen to the face, which he then will lap off; also, he thinks electric shocks to the genitals are sexy. This is not so much something he finds arousing, as something he assumes other people do.