Washer Or Walker?

[Eilonnwy]

I have a bad habit of letting the dishes build up in my kitchen before washing them, but when I do clean them I give them a thorough cleaning.

As for bathrooms, since I have nothing to "shake/whack" I can't compare, but I do wash my hands whenever I go to the bathroom. And of course women always have a need for toilet paper. Considering you put your hand where potential dripping can happen, it's always best to wash.

as an aside, I've always hated women's bathrooms. They always build up lines because it takes longer for women to do their business. And then the women just make it worse by taking their sweet time and if they have their period, forget it. It takes forever. I also wish the "no talking" rule that exists in men's bathroom existed in women's. I honestly don't want to have a conversation while I'm peeing, and I don't want to hear someone else's either. Also, bathrooms are were women go to cry and breed drama. A few months ago I walked into a bathroom where my coworker was screaming at someone on the phone and crying. All I wanted to do was pee, damnit!

Also, FYI girls don't poop. True story.