The Extended Trilemma (or Quadrilemma):
JC: Liar, Lunatic, Lord or Lunch.
(Sorry; been toying with that for a few days and couldn't resist.)
JC: Liar, Lunatic, Lord or Lunch.
(Sorry; been toying with that for a few days and couldn't resist.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'