Where can I get one for my wife? 
(For those of you who don't know me, my wife is more likely to put one on me to shut me up, but in reality we both find this repugnant.)

(For those of you who don't know me, my wife is more likely to put one on me to shut me up, but in reality we both find this repugnant.)
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari