I've always wanted to share this with somebody. From the Conservapedia deletion log, I present to you: "Jesus Poo" a short, hilarious article written by a Conservapedia "vandal"
http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?t...=jesus+poo
http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?t...=jesus+poo
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
