RE: Jesus Poo
January 25, 2012 at 4:36 pm
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 4:37 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
(January 25, 2012 at 3:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:the people who wrote the bible wiped with their fingers as well, and didnt wash their hands with soap, and then went back to writing the bible...
That explains much.
Yeah, mainly like why there's so much shit in the bible.
(January 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm)Cinjin Wrote: My guess is that people started taking his name "in vain" when he first introduced himself.
"Jesus fucking christ! That guy stinks!"
His middle name was Herbert. So that's why people would say, "Jesus H. Christ, you stink!" But in actuality he probably didn't stink any better or worse than anyone else did back then, except maybe John the Baptist who spent a lot of time in the water.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.