Can an American citizen be a real atheist?

[reverendjeremiah]

First: I didn't fell off a turnip truck .

Second: it is against the law to write (intentionally ruined) the IN GOD WE TRUST money....I am law abiding citizen of America and a proud disabled American veteran.

Okay, lets try this again:

Step one, give me all of your cash

Step two, I will perform a ceremony over the stacks of cash that procalims that the word "God" on the cash now means "godless"

Step three, I will place all of that money into my bank account (an atheists bank account, by the way), therefore laundering the money of a "true" god

Step four, I will use my debit card for all purchases, thefore legally avoiding "in god we trust"

Presto...it is now atheist money