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uncaused causes
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RE: uncaused causes
Its amazing how many people don't understand the theory of evolution. Someone I debated with asked me if I thought that a human was, and I am directly quoting here, "a glorified baboon that evolved out of the mud over millions of years" and "a highly developed gorilla".

The ignorance there is fantastic. He didn't even bother to do a minutes scanning from wikipedia. The theory of evolution to this kind of person is basically:
Special Mud + Time = Epic Baboon
or
Super Gorilla + Shaving Cream = Human Being

Hes made little distinction between baboon or gorilla so for both of those to work he must presumably gather that:
Epic Baboon + Jungle Gym = Super Gorilla

Just when I thought it couldn't get any more ridiculous he came out with this gem: "What was the first living creature that evolved? Where did it evolve from, the mud of bacteria?"
..."Mud of bacteria"?
So now:
Bacteria - Special Mud + Time = Epic Baboon
Epic Baboon + Jungle Gym = Super Gorilla
Super Gorilla + Shaving Cream = Human Being

Evolution, the theist way.
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uncaused causes - by Phil - February 14, 2012 at 9:39 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by Abracadabra - February 14, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by jablomih - February 14, 2012 at 10:27 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by Forsaken - February 14, 2012 at 10:37 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by Minimalist - February 14, 2012 at 11:21 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by Ace Otana - February 15, 2012 at 10:06 am
RE: uncaused causes - by LastPoet - February 15, 2012 at 10:21 am
RE: uncaused causes - by downbeatplumb - February 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by Doubting Thomas - February 15, 2012 at 2:35 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by DeistPaladin - February 15, 2012 at 2:37 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by DeistPaladin - February 16, 2012 at 1:14 am
RE: uncaused causes - by LastPoet - February 16, 2012 at 7:06 am
RE: uncaused causes - by DeistPaladin - February 16, 2012 at 9:00 am
RE: uncaused causes - by LastPoet - February 16, 2012 at 9:56 am
RE: uncaused causes - by DeistPaladin - February 16, 2012 at 10:16 am
RE: uncaused causes - by LastPoet - February 16, 2012 at 10:24 am
RE: uncaused causes - by Reforged - February 16, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: uncaused causes - by Whateverist - February 16, 2012 at 10:46 am
RE: uncaused causes - by The Grand Nudger - February 16, 2012 at 12:00 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by Whateverist - February 16, 2012 at 11:20 pm
RE: uncaused causes - by Minimalist - February 16, 2012 at 11:58 pm

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