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RE: jokes
February 18, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I might have already posted this but here goes anyway...

A preacher dies, and his congregation goes door to door for donations to pay for the funeral. One of the members knocks on a door and an atheist answers.

"Will you donate $5 dollars to help bury a preacher?" asks the congregation member.

"Here's $10," said the atheist, "bury two."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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jokes - by bozo - February 18, 2012 at 4:00 pm
RE: jokes - by Faith No More - February 18, 2012 at 4:42 pm
RE: jokes - by Ziploc Surprise - February 27, 2012 at 11:49 am
RE: jokes - by Minimalist - February 27, 2012 at 11:54 am
RE: jokes - by Diamond - February 28, 2012 at 12:40 am
RE: jokes - by Minimalist - April 6, 2012 at 11:33 am
RE: jokes - by Napoléon - April 6, 2012 at 1:16 pm
RE: jokes - by Cyberman - April 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm
RE: jokes - by mediamogul - April 6, 2012 at 8:20 pm
RE: jokes - by Minimalist - April 10, 2012 at 11:48 am
RE: jokes - by Napoléon - April 10, 2012 at 12:03 pm
RE: jokes - by NoMoreFaith - April 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm

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