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We're not alone!
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RE: We're not alone!
(February 18, 2012 at 8:51 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(February 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(February 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I think it is the other way around...pussy smells like cod....what dirty little secret are the worlds women keeping from us?

Why do you think pussy is so... 'slimy'?

* Vaeolet Lilly Blossom blinks.

Because girls are icky?

...thats what I heard on the elementary school playground.


Little girl,age 5, has just wet herself.


Teacher: (exasperated) "Oh Fionulla! Why didn't you put your hand up? '

Fionulla "I did,but it ran through me fingers"

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Sister Beatrice to mother superior:" Mother, I just caught the grade 2 boys having a contest to see who could wee the furtherest up the wall!"

Mother superior: "I see, and what did you do? "

Sister Theresa; " I hit the roof!"

Mother superior "Well done you!"
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Messages In This Thread
We're not alone! - by Rokcet Scientist - February 18, 2012 at 9:29 am
RE: We're not alone! - by KichigaiNeko - February 18, 2012 at 11:09 am
RE: We're not alone! - by Welsh cake - February 18, 2012 at 1:42 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by reverendjeremiah - February 18, 2012 at 1:51 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by Minimalist - February 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by reverendjeremiah - February 18, 2012 at 5:17 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by JollyForr - February 18, 2012 at 5:17 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by reverendjeremiah - February 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by Violet - February 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by reverendjeremiah - February 18, 2012 at 8:51 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by sindyann26 - February 18, 2012 at 10:15 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by padraic - February 18, 2012 at 10:19 pm
RE: We're not alone! - by padraic - February 18, 2012 at 8:21 pm



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