Precisely why I love professional geologist WildwoodClaire1 (formerly RhymeMaiden)'s videos on YT. Using her considerable knowledge and experience of the subject to smoosh creationist morons like NephilimFree, Ian Juby and similar - they're pretty much all interchangeable - makes for epic viewing in its own right, but something about hearing it delivered in her soft Southern voice just screams "total pwnage".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'