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You Are Going To Hell If You....
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
February 24, 2012 at 7:43 pm (This post was last modified: February 24, 2012 at 7:44 pm by 5thHorseman.)

* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]

So i've fucked a few pigs, I was drunk, so was she to be fair.

* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]

They're my dad's plants...... honest.

* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]

Damn, my fashion faux pas has been revealed.

* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]

Does is count if you pay an Italian dude to do it?

* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]

Jesus, the partnerwoman(yeh im not married, 8 years, 2 kids whos asking?) whinges if i dont shave ffs, all i want is a Rhythym manbirdnestface.

* are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]

4 tattoos, 1 leg, 1 forearm, both of tops of arms from top of shoulder to just above elbow.

* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]

I hate bears.

* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]

Shove Islamic banking up your ring.

* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]

Fuck you banker bitch Obama.

* mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]

Fuck you FrankieJ you Scottish turd!!

* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]

TIBERIUS IS A RACIST!!!!

* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]

Is that a really old Ford?
TLDR: I'm royally boned.
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You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Forsaken - February 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by KichigaiNeko - February 23, 2012 at 11:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 23, 2012 at 11:57 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 12:05 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by DeistPaladin - March 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - February 24, 2012 at 12:19 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 1:38 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 24, 2012 at 1:49 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 2:30 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 24, 2012 at 8:52 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 25, 2012 at 12:20 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 25, 2012 at 1:03 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by LastPoet - February 25, 2012 at 6:08 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Killman - February 25, 2012 at 5:29 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 2:37 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 3:08 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 3:38 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 6:11 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 8:07 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by znk666 - February 25, 2012 at 6:02 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Forsaken - February 25, 2012 at 6:10 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by 5thHorseman - February 25, 2012 at 7:00 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Ace Otana - March 2, 2012 at 11:45 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 2:49 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 7:31 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by 5thHorseman - February 24, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by MrSkeptic - February 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 9:38 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by MrSkeptic - February 25, 2012 at 12:28 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Welsh cake - February 25, 2012 at 5:56 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by thebigfudge - February 25, 2012 at 6:42 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by The Grand Nudger - February 25, 2012 at 8:59 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - February 25, 2012 at 8:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by The Grand Nudger - February 25, 2012 at 9:02 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by CriticalThinker - March 2, 2012 at 11:36 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Zen Badger - March 3, 2012 at 8:42 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by downbeatplumb - March 3, 2012 at 9:05 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Neo-Scholastic - March 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Zen Badger - March 3, 2012 at 9:26 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by KichigaiNeko - March 3, 2012 at 9:34 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - March 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - March 3, 2012 at 11:32 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - March 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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