RE: What are your interests?
February 26, 2012 at 9:09 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2012 at 9:11 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Thinking up novel ways to squeeze, bend, break, manipulate, traumatize, and just generally douche my kids.....all so they'll end up turning into human beings one day. Trouble is, they're mine, so I have serious doubts about the success of this project.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
