RE: Paraprosdokian Sentences
February 27, 2012 at 3:32 am
(This post was last modified: February 27, 2012 at 3:34 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Oh,it won't fit.(as the actress said to the bishop)
Never eat more--than you can lift (Miss Piggy)
The English have all the attributes of a poker,except its occasional warmth. (Daniel O'Connell)
Christianity? Probably a good idea.Somebody ought to try it. (G B Shaw)
If all the debutantes in this ballroom were laid end to end,I wouldn't be bit surprised. (Dorothy Parker)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and mine are black.
Never eat more--than you can lift (Miss Piggy)
The English have all the attributes of a poker,except its occasional warmth. (Daniel O'Connell)
Christianity? Probably a good idea.Somebody ought to try it. (G B Shaw)
If all the debutantes in this ballroom were laid end to end,I wouldn't be bit surprised. (Dorothy Parker)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and mine are black.
