Quote:Please, we both know there are lawyers who do a heap of good in this world.
There may be some who get lucky and win a case in which a real scumbag goes to jail. The problem with them is their very next case might involve defending a pedolphile priest which they will do with equal vigor.
As an example:
Quote:The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
