I'm not going to welcome you to the forum. Instead I shall be sending you a short message via angel immediately after posting this. If you can pray to your powerful god or whatever floats your proverbial and then come back and tell us all what message I sent, then you can talk to me about saving my soul from this hell of yours. Until then, please don't even attempt it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'