Rather annoyingly, I probably won't be joining in anytime soon, since I don't actually have anything that might be accepted as ID. It's always been the same with things like new bank accounts or Blockbuster membership. I've never learned to drive so don't have a licence, never had a passport nor any other form of official ID. Actually, I found out when trying to change banks that one acceptable form of ID would have been a gun licence, which struck me as ludicrous since if I had a gun I wouldn't need a bank account.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
