The first two are probably urban myths, but should be true;
Boy breaks up with girl,goes away for weekend,and she is to return her key--
On his return he finds:
(1) His entire apartment has been painted black, including ceilings.
(2) his ex has apparently spread a packet of bird seed on his carpet,and watered it---
You can decide for yourself if the photo is real :
![[Image: Joke.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i481.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr172%2FPatrick2008_photo%2FJoke.jpg)
Boy breaks up with girl,goes away for weekend,and she is to return her key--
On his return he finds:
(1) His entire apartment has been painted black, including ceilings.
(2) his ex has apparently spread a packet of bird seed on his carpet,and watered it---
You can decide for yourself if the photo is real :
