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Plastic eating fungus
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RE: Plastic eating fungus
Yeah, life is pretty great, but there are balances to be struck with life processes. So, say you have an over abundance of bunnies in an area, well you could intruduce wolves to take care of that problem but then you would have an overabundance of wolves so you would need to call in the angry gorillas to hunt them down, then you would need needlesnakes to take out the angry gorillas, then you would have a needlesnake problem. But! if you had a robot army modeled after flying insects that could selectivly euthanize bunnies to keep their numbers to a manageable level then you could control the population. OR! since the bunnies were only brought in to provide cute pets for Easter, you could just make lifelike bunnies from cybernetic nanoregenrative synthflesh and the bunnies could be programmed to train the children to read! AND when the time is right and skynet becomes sentient, the bunnies would overthrow our government and present us with a candyland of benevolent dictatorship that resembles a cross between The Wizard of Oz and Surrogates with a little bit of gritty Blade Runner thrown in there for artistic interest.

It is my plastic fantasy.
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Plastic eating fungus - by Rhizomorph13 - March 9, 2012 at 12:14 am
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by Minimalist - March 9, 2012 at 12:55 am
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by Shell B - March 9, 2012 at 1:03 am
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by Rhizomorph13 - March 11, 2012 at 2:20 pm
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by m.condon - March 9, 2012 at 1:36 am
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by The Grand Nudger - March 11, 2012 at 8:09 pm
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by Rhizomorph13 - March 11, 2012 at 9:30 pm
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by Jackalope - March 11, 2012 at 9:55 pm
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by The Grand Nudger - March 11, 2012 at 9:59 pm
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by Rhizomorph13 - March 12, 2012 at 11:04 am
RE: Plastic eating fungus - by Autumnlicious - March 13, 2012 at 6:19 pm

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