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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)

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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I was thinking the same, that girls gonna go home with the box of fresh linen douche she just bought, handle her business, and then rock some happy guys world.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)

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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) - by shearainh2o - March 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) - by Nine - March 12, 2012 at 12:10 pm
RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) - by Nine - March 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm
RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) - by The Grand Nudger - March 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm

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