Accent Tag! You're It.

[Rev. Rye]

Here's my attempt at it without a video:
Ahnt (short A)
roof (oo like in "ooh, ah.")
Rowt (ow as in "ow")
Thee-uh-terr (Theo-uuuuuhhhh-Terl)
Eye-run
Sam-min.
Care-mull
Fye-err.
Wah-terr
Naw-Linz
Peek-On
Bowth
A-genn
Prawb-uh-blee
Al-uh-Bah-Muh
Loy-urr
Coop-on
May-o-naze
Puh-jam-uhz
cawt
Natch-rul-lee
Al-oo-min-yum
Crack-ur-jack
Dor-nawb
Ehn-vuh-lowp
Sir-up
Cray-on
Far-Thur
Sched-jewel
Fawt
Howz
Phayz
Il-luh-noy
Cawf-fee
Skool
Men-ee
drehm't
doosh-bag
mill-yo-nayr
sher
day-tuh
oyl
toy-lit
spitt'nim-uhg

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? T.P.ing
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? Soda
What do you call gym shoes? Gym Shoes.
What do you call your grandparents? Grandma and Grandpa
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? Grocery Cart.
What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Remote Control.
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? Pill-bug
What do you say to address a group of people? Hey.
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs? Daddy Longlegs
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? standard operating procedure?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Be a wizard or a vampire? Wizard
Do you think you have an accent? Yes, I do, but I'm almost certain it's due to the fact that I learned to speak by watching movies with many accents (my family are big Anglophiles), and it's always evolving; I've come to notice that German is coming into it; try talking to me about Cloough Grace Moraytz' performance in Hugo.