The American South

[Doubting Thomas]

I, too, often wish Mississippi and Alabamastan would secede so all the fundies could move there and start their own country of Jesustan. Of course, they'd probably have to take Texas with them.

I'm afraid, though, that Kansas isn't too far behind those states because it's pretty conservative here, too. They keep voting Republicans into our state government, even though our taxes are already too high. I often hear people complaining about our state taxes, yet I never hear anyone suggest they should stop voting for Republicans and give someone else a chance to run things.