Play it safe

[Zen Badger]

Heaven is described as the bible;

"And the four beasts had each of them six wings about [him]; and [they were] full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come. And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever, The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying, Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created." (Revelation 4:8-11)

Eternity of falling down before him, as he sits on the throne (?! God needs to sit down? For what? To have a bit of a rest?) surrounded by beasts "full of eyes within" saying holy holy holy for ever and ever.

Maybe we are scared of heaven.. it sounds shit.

Revelations makes me laugh, it's always portrayed as the final battle between heaven and hell.
But it is just god heaping even more torment and suffering upon the earth, and apparently for no good reason other than he's a cunt.