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Did No One See This?!
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RE: Did No One See This?!
From http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/03/13/...n-arizona/

Quote:Not only would the bill grant employers the right to pry into a woman’s (and only a woman’s) medical history, it would give them opportunity to fire women for simply having a sex life. Imagine this conversation:

EMPLOYER: Um, Lisa, I see here that you have a prescription for a birth control pill.

LISA: What?

EMPLOYER: That’s right, a birth control pill. Why are you on birth control pills?

LISA: Excuse me?

EMPLOYER: Why are you on birth control?

LISA: I’m sorry, sir, but that’s personal.

EMPLOYER: No, it’s not. I believe that birth control is a sin and I’ll need to see proof that you aren’t using it so you can have unlimited sex.

LISA: What?????

EMPLOYER: Lisa, you seem rather tongue tied on the subject. Should I take that to mean that you, an unmarried woman, are using birth control only for sex?

LISA (red-faced and nearly in tears): But…I get really bad cramps. That’s why the doctor gave them to me. Plus, I don’t want to get pregnant.

EMPLOYER: So you’re admitting you have sex.

LISA: No…no. I’m not admitting anything. Isn’t that my business?

EMPLOYER: No. I need to know that I am not paying for sin. I need proof that you are using birth control for non-sexual purposes. Take the rest of the day off and go to your doctor. You can come back when you have a note from him saying that the pills aren’t for sex.

LISA: But it comes out of my insurance. I pay for that out of every paycheck.

EMPLOYER: You only pay for half the insurance. I pay for the other half. I need to make sure that you aren’t violating my First Amendment rights.

Shaking and in tears, Lisa leaves for her doctor. The doctor, also a Catholic, (the largest religious bloc) refuses to write the note. Lisa is never allowed to return to work.
Don’t ask.

Atheist
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Messages In This Thread
Did No One See This?! - by thesummerqueen - March 16, 2012 at 8:47 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Nine - March 16, 2012 at 8:58 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Faith No More - March 16, 2012 at 9:03 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by thesummerqueen - March 16, 2012 at 9:05 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Nine - March 16, 2012 at 9:09 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Faith No More - March 16, 2012 at 9:11 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by thesummerqueen - March 16, 2012 at 9:22 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Minimalist - March 16, 2012 at 1:12 pm
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Phil - March 16, 2012 at 9:26 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Jaysyn - March 16, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by reverendjeremiah - March 16, 2012 at 9:43 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Phil - March 16, 2012 at 9:48 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Jaysyn - March 16, 2012 at 10:15 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by reverendjeremiah - March 16, 2012 at 9:32 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by thesummerqueen - March 16, 2012 at 9:41 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Doubting Thomas - March 16, 2012 at 9:41 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Phil - March 16, 2012 at 9:44 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by thesummerqueen - March 16, 2012 at 9:45 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by reverendjeremiah - March 16, 2012 at 10:46 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Jaysyn - March 16, 2012 at 11:28 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by thesummerqueen - March 16, 2012 at 10:49 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Diamond - March 16, 2012 at 11:53 am
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Jaysyn - March 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm
RE: Did No One See This?! - by reverendjeremiah - March 16, 2012 at 5:41 pm
RE: Did No One See This?! - by Doubting Thomas - March 16, 2012 at 12:44 pm

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