From The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/articles/atheist...oad,27706/
P.S. It's from the American Voices section, which means it's real news, it's just the reactions that are fake.
Also, if you want more on the story, and are up for it, you can read the full story on Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/19/flo...desperate/
I find the Fox News report funny because of the real reactions from the the local religious leaders:
Lol, what makes putting holy water on a highway in the first place not desperate for attention? And also why is this even news then?
P.S. It's from the American Voices section, which means it's real news, it's just the reactions that are fake.
Also, if you want more on the story, and are up for it, you can read the full story on Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/19/flo...desperate/
I find the Fox News report funny because of the real reactions from the the local religious leaders:
Quote:"They were just desperate for a little attention for their cause. Only two of them showed up, it wasn't a big gathering."
Lol, what makes putting holy water on a highway in the first place not desperate for attention? And also why is this even news then?
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
