There is no humour in the religious texts.
The writers had no interest in entertaining or binding all the peoples of the world together. None. They would make no peace with the world and resented the notion of civilization striving toward utopia. They kind of established this antisocial sentiment and their "inharmonious mentality" with the whole story of the Tower of Babel.
The humourless writers of the Bible were a murdering, raping, pillaging band of Jews (no offence). They were only interested in establishing their rule and supremacy in the Middle East, toppling over any existing 'orders' at that time, and bringing yet another divisive tool to propagate the 'war effort' against their neighbours by creating yet another fascist god-selecting-them-as-its-chosen-people-while-screwing-over-the-rest-of-the-world myth.
Alas, they were too primitive and backward to appreciate teachings such as "I shot the man that taught me to shoot" as years later, a certain Adolf Hitler would take their warmongering messages to heart, and nearly exterminate all of their descendants off the face of the Earth they previously so sought to control and wage genocide upon themselves.
The writers had no interest in entertaining or binding all the peoples of the world together. None. They would make no peace with the world and resented the notion of civilization striving toward utopia. They kind of established this antisocial sentiment and their "inharmonious mentality" with the whole story of the Tower of Babel.
The humourless writers of the Bible were a murdering, raping, pillaging band of Jews (no offence). They were only interested in establishing their rule and supremacy in the Middle East, toppling over any existing 'orders' at that time, and bringing yet another divisive tool to propagate the 'war effort' against their neighbours by creating yet another fascist god-selecting-them-as-its-chosen-people-while-screwing-over-the-rest-of-the-world myth.
Alas, they were too primitive and backward to appreciate teachings such as "I shot the man that taught me to shoot" as years later, a certain Adolf Hitler would take their warmongering messages to heart, and nearly exterminate all of their descendants off the face of the Earth they previously so sought to control and wage genocide upon themselves.
