Ok, I've got one, but it's not giong to be as good as Shell's. It's going to be really hard for someone to top that slim jim song.
In December I went to my mother-in-law's house to pick up my son, and there were several kids there that she babysits. A couple of them started acting unruly, and in an effort to remind them of the required good behavior to stay on Santa's nice list, my mother-in-law asked them, "Who's watching you?"
One of the little girls then yelled, "Jesus!"
Well aware of my stance on religion my mother-in-law shot me a look that said, "Don't you dare say a damn thing."
In December I went to my mother-in-law's house to pick up my son, and there were several kids there that she babysits. A couple of them started acting unruly, and in an effort to remind them of the required good behavior to stay on Santa's nice list, my mother-in-law asked them, "Who's watching you?"
One of the little girls then yelled, "Jesus!"
Well aware of my stance on religion my mother-in-law shot me a look that said, "Don't you dare say a damn thing."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
