Pray for Muamba (or any other person that's been fucked over)

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Well we're not too far off the mark. I think baseball (an American invention, I know) is far and away the #1 most boring sport in the history of the planet.

Robin Williams once [accurately] described cricket as ''baseball on valium"

Here in Australia,we also have Australian rules football,not to be confused with Soccer,Rugby or Gridiron.

Loosely base on Gaelic football, the rules are quite simple (fortunately for the mono brow,no neck knuckle draggers who play): You kick the ball if and only if you cannot kick the man.

Because the players refuse to wear any of that girly padding,there are a gratifying number of serious injuries,but sadly, fatalities are rare.

PS Have you actually watched game of cricket? (without once falling asleep)