Sorry EvF,
My mind reels from the weight of my own genius. I too am a lavaist and will continue my good work of deflowering virgins to save them from the my lava daddy. If you truly wish to know what lava has planned for you, you need to buy my book "Actus Purus Lavus: a hearty tail of poking virgins to save them from immanent peril." It is only available from the Akashic Library and only if you are a skilled remote viewer.
Only you can save them from their fiery fate!
Rhizo
My mind reels from the weight of my own genius. I too am a lavaist and will continue my good work of deflowering virgins to save them from the my lava daddy. If you truly wish to know what lava has planned for you, you need to buy my book "Actus Purus Lavus: a hearty tail of poking virgins to save them from immanent peril." It is only available from the Akashic Library and only if you are a skilled remote viewer.
Only you can save them from their fiery fate!
Rhizo