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I've had a vision
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RE: I've had a vision
(April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am)Bueller Wrote: This is no joke I can assure you. As we type there are fleets of ships and other such craft the like of which our feeble human imagination cannot comprehend poised and ready to act as soon as the galactic council comes to a decision. As far as they are concerned the Earth is ripe for the picking and without protection we are lost.

Our only hope is to show true repentance for the sins of our race and to embrace the Cosmic spirituality that has been taught through Christianity and the lessons of Ambassador Jesus who, as I mentioned, visited me in a vision. You may think that you have the right to not believe but this will be your downfall as the message has been given.

Heed my warning or perish.
The fleets of other such craft look like DC-9s right? The galactic council is led by Xenu right? You really need to get a better shtick.
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I've had a vision - by Bueller - March 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by padraic - March 31, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - March 31, 2012 at 8:56 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Epimethean - March 31, 2012 at 7:48 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Napoléon - March 31, 2012 at 7:50 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Minimalist - March 31, 2012 at 8:12 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - March 31, 2012 at 8:41 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by picto90 - March 31, 2012 at 9:21 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - March 31, 2012 at 11:19 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Faith No More - March 31, 2012 at 9:11 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - March 31, 2012 at 9:31 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by zip_ster - March 31, 2012 at 10:07 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by BoyWonder - April 1, 2012 at 12:25 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 4:32 am
RE: I've had a vision - by BoyWonder - April 1, 2012 at 5:16 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:30 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 5:42 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Epimethean - April 1, 2012 at 8:46 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:27 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:31 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 10:12 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 10:21 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 10:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 10:32 am
RE: I've had a vision - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 1, 2012 at 5:30 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:34 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 5:35 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:38 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 5:41 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:43 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:44 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:52 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 5:55 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 6:01 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 6:15 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 6:15 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - April 1, 2012 at 11:10 am
RE: I've had a vision - by NoMoreFaith - April 1, 2012 at 6:01 am
RE: I've had a vision - by LastPoet - April 1, 2012 at 5:57 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Atheist Anarchist - April 1, 2012 at 5:59 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 6:02 am
RE: I've had a vision - by znk666 - April 1, 2012 at 7:49 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 10:18 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 10:29 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 10:34 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 10:39 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 11:13 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 12:33 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 12:36 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 12:53 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 12:55 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 12:55 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by znk666 - April 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by LastPoet - April 1, 2012 at 10:41 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 11:19 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - April 1, 2012 at 11:22 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 12:57 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 1:00 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 1:02 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Faith No More - April 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Shell B - April 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Faith No More - April 1, 2012 at 2:29 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Norfolk And Chance - April 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - April 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Cyberman - April 1, 2012 at 6:39 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by BoyWonder - April 1, 2012 at 9:32 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Cyberman - April 1, 2012 at 9:35 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by zip_ster - April 1, 2012 at 10:21 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Cyberman - April 1, 2012 at 10:25 pm

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