(April 1, 2012 at 10:30 am)Paul the Human Wrote: I have finally seen The Light! After 30 years of ignoring... Nay, Denying, the evidence for God all around me, the veil have finally been lifted!
It is clear to me now that Jesus gave his life for me and that the Heavenly Father's love for me has no bounds. I see rain falling on a sunny day and know that the Lord, my God, weeps for my immortal soul.
I rejoice in knowing that I will fill my place at the table of the Galactic Council. Cuckoo ka choo! Ooga chaka, ooga ooga, ooga chaka. Da doo doo doo da da da da. Do wa diddy, diddy dum diddy doo. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye. Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, ee-e-e-umm-umm-a-weh, the lion sleeps tonight!
Revved up like a duece, another runner in the night!!
If this is actually true than PRAISE JESUS BROTHER!
However, if you're mocking my God, He already knows and He is not someone you'd want to piss off.
