RE: Shocking Blasphemy
April 2, 2012 at 12:37 am
(This post was last modified: April 2, 2012 at 12:48 am by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
The Earth isn't supported by pillars. It's on a the back of the Great Turtle, there's a lot of proof. For example, the Earth is moving in a circle, but that's impossible unless something is moving it or it would have stopped a long time ago. The Great Turtle is walking around in a circle.
In addition, why is always night on half of the Earth and day on the other side? Science can't explain this, there are just some things that science will never have answers to. But I know that the Great Turtle glows, and as the Earth rocks on his shell, first one half and then the other is exposed to his brightness.
And then there's heat and cold. Science has only identified heat, it can't find any cold energy particles but we can feel that cold exists. When the Earth rocks on the back of the Great Turtle, the dark part that's not in his glow starts to be corrupted with cold particles from his enemy the Yazkinoth.
The Yazkinoth is the other thing that science can't explain. I mean science can't explain why people die or why they get old it's just the natural way, and science can't know what happens after we die. Yazkinoth does all that stuff because he's evil and he puts cold on the Earth. He makes people age because in the Before-Time man was perfect, but then Yazkinoth made women as a poor imitation of man with smaller shoulders and weaker, and after women were made they lured men away from the Great Turtle. The Great Turtle is all-powerful and all-knowing, so when his followers told him what Yazkinoth had done, he was very mad and said that as long as his children followed Yazkinoth's women, they would never live forever so now they get old and die and this will happens until everyone believes in the Great Turtle and all women are thrown back to Yazkinoth. When we flew to the Moon it was because the Great Turtle knew it was time to let us send all the women decievers back to Yazkinoth on the moon. So science is actually the pawn of the Great Turtle and he is very pleased and soon aliens.
And don't say "why does the Turtle not just destroy Yazkinoth" because it's not that simple. Non-believers just don't understand because they haven't been showered love from the Great Turtle so they actually believe in him but hate him and they just say they don't believe. I win.
And all women need to go back to the Moon or they will torment us forever. When a woman dies her soul finds another body but since all women are ancient and were around since they were all created by Yazkinoth there are no extra woman bodies. So the spirit goes into a man and that makes a gay people and they need to be sent to the Moon as well. And it's going to happen in 12 days from today because pineapple.
Now THAT is how you TROLL! You should have tried harder.
In addition, why is always night on half of the Earth and day on the other side? Science can't explain this, there are just some things that science will never have answers to. But I know that the Great Turtle glows, and as the Earth rocks on his shell, first one half and then the other is exposed to his brightness.
And then there's heat and cold. Science has only identified heat, it can't find any cold energy particles but we can feel that cold exists. When the Earth rocks on the back of the Great Turtle, the dark part that's not in his glow starts to be corrupted with cold particles from his enemy the Yazkinoth.
The Yazkinoth is the other thing that science can't explain. I mean science can't explain why people die or why they get old it's just the natural way, and science can't know what happens after we die. Yazkinoth does all that stuff because he's evil and he puts cold on the Earth. He makes people age because in the Before-Time man was perfect, but then Yazkinoth made women as a poor imitation of man with smaller shoulders and weaker, and after women were made they lured men away from the Great Turtle. The Great Turtle is all-powerful and all-knowing, so when his followers told him what Yazkinoth had done, he was very mad and said that as long as his children followed Yazkinoth's women, they would never live forever so now they get old and die and this will happens until everyone believes in the Great Turtle and all women are thrown back to Yazkinoth. When we flew to the Moon it was because the Great Turtle knew it was time to let us send all the women decievers back to Yazkinoth on the moon. So science is actually the pawn of the Great Turtle and he is very pleased and soon aliens.
And don't say "why does the Turtle not just destroy Yazkinoth" because it's not that simple. Non-believers just don't understand because they haven't been showered love from the Great Turtle so they actually believe in him but hate him and they just say they don't believe. I win.
And all women need to go back to the Moon or they will torment us forever. When a woman dies her soul finds another body but since all women are ancient and were around since they were all created by Yazkinoth there are no extra woman bodies. So the spirit goes into a man and that makes a gay people and they need to be sent to the Moon as well. And it's going to happen in 12 days from today because pineapple.
Now THAT is how you TROLL! You should have tried harder.
