Imprisoned with Christians for a day.

[ohh EPiC FAiL]

I would start off by defending my atheism. Then with my knowledge of Christianity from growing up in an extremely conservative household, I would slowly fuck with their heads and make them think they've converted me and laugh on the inside while they all pat themselves on the back for converting me. Then as the day came to an end, I'd just tell them I was fucking with them the whole time just to prove that their religion is all about making them feel like they have a purpose in life besides becoming fertilizer when they die haha