Why have they never used this excuse before? "Well what happened was, see, I was doing a spot of praying in the nude when I accidentally fell backwards onto this little boy's penis. You know, like you do."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
