In high school I sat next to a kid whose mom was a nurse. He told me that his mom would talk about men that would come into the E.R. all the time with various things(mostly vegetables) stuck in their asses. Every single one would say that they fell on whatever was up there.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell